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Mitch Martin Life Rule #12

by Mitch Martin on January 25, 2008

If your dick is in one hand there is absolutely no reason your cell phone should be in your other hand. A stunt like this is how your cell phone ends up at the bottom of a toilet bowl. Trust me, I learned this one the hard way.

Yeah, Yeah I know about porn on the phone. If you are going to go through the hassle of trying to use the small screen and slow data speeds just do yourself a favor and fire up your laptop.

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FrankTheTank January 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Time to get an iPhone…

Mitch Martin January 25, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Fuck the iPhone.

Blackberry Curve for life, son!

Or at least until the 9000 series comes out.

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