Your husband has just had a chunk bitten our of his finger and been kicked in the balls numerous times for taking your son’s iPod away. Do you:
A)Ground your son for a month.
B)Get medical attention for your husband.
C)Punch your husband in the face several times.
I love stories that are close to home. A Kingston man was attacked by both his son and wife after taking the son’s iPod away. Apparently Dad was cruising the internet and his bastard son (figuratively not literally) wanted to use the computer to download music. When Dad left the room for a minute the little son of a bitch jumped on the computer and started downloading music. When Dad came back and found him he took the son’s iPod away for disobeying.
Sounds pretty fair to me. At this point the son attacked Dad by kicking him the balls repeatedly and biting a chunk out of his finger. When Mom stumbled upon the ruckus she jumped in and popped Dad a couple of times in the face. Why, you ask? Apparently Mom felt that Dad was to strict with the son and he shouldn’t have taken the iPod away. Mom’s roll in the fight got her a one way ticket to the Kitsap County Jail on a fourth degree assault rap.
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im fully satisfied with dad. he should kick his sons ass too if he doesnt obeye the rules! this is really fucked up!! i would never do this!! nut my dad is hella strict too!!! i still love him!
The boy kicked the poor man in the balls repeatedly and bit him in the hand? OMG, whatever happened to the days of Ward Cleaver when children used to obey and respect their fathers?