A 19 year old’s poop crime spree has come to an end. The phantom shitter liked to poop in the apartment complex washing machines, while peoples clothes were in the process of being washed. He also had a habit of pooping in people’s shoes.
Goddamn it! Nothing would ruin your morning like sliding your socked foot into a steaming pile of shit. Shitting on someone’s clothes is a serious dickhead move but I have to give the kid an A for creativity. What makes you decide shitting in a washing machine is a good idea? Is that pot or alcohol? This wasn’t just a one time deal this kid was a serial pooper.
I tried to Google for the original news story but all I could find were a lot of articles about washing dealing with poop filled baby diapers in the washing machine.
