I just came across this email in The Sports Guy’s latest mailbag column and it made me laugh my ass off. I did a little Google image search and a little work in paint to come up with now and then photo of Bruce.
Q: Everyone needs to take the asterisk on this 19-0 Pats season and stick it where it really belongs: On Bruce Jenner’s gold medal. The former World’s Greatest Athlete is now on TV doing infomercials and playing June Cleaver to a group of publicity hungry sluts called “The Kardashians.” If the ultimate goal of Bruce’s 50 or so facelifts was to look like a female Charles Grodin then he’s succeeded. America should stop bothering Belichick and attack Jenner. Take back the GOLD!
– John F., Walpole, Mass.
SG: It’s only mid-January, but that’s the runaway favorite for “Greatest Mailbag E-Mail of 2008.” The bar has been set.
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