Reggie Bush, what are you thinking? Rumors are circulating from OK! Magazine that the former USC standout and current New Orleans Saint running back is engaged to sex-tape star and former Paris Hilton wingwoman, Kim Kardashian. I know you’ve had a rough time since leaving college football, but there is no reason to settle down just yet.
Reggie is only 22, where as the recent Playboy pin-up is a shocking 27. Even worse, Reggie looks surprisingly like Kim’s sex-tape costar Ray J (a.k.a. Brandy’s brother, a.k.a. Whitney Houston’s new boyfriend). Come on Reggie, you’re young, what’s the rush?
Also, think about the future. Kim Kardashian is barely holding onto her 15-minutes of fame. What does the future hold for her? Do you see a promising modeling career on the horizon? Acting? Porn-star? Although, my best guess would be the latter, we all know she just likes to lay there. One thing is for sure, that ass is only going to get bigger. Maybe you’re into that, but 5-10 years down the line when she has to turn sideways to get through a door, you’re going to be wishing you would have taken my advice.
Here’s some good pics of Kim from The Superficial.
p.s. - Don’t forget the pre-nup.
5 responses so far ↓
1 I hate yourself // Jan 2, 2008 at 11:08 am
More importantly, can Reggie compare to Ray-J.
2 Bill Brasky // Jan 2, 2008 at 11:10 am
This is how he rehabs! Fucking idiot. Next thing you know he is going to take money to play college football…oh wait.
3 Mitch Martin // Jan 2, 2008 at 11:54 am
“we all know she just likes to lay there.” Truer words were never spoken. BRILLIANT!!!
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