Breaking news at 11am this morning. Las Vegas Hotel/Casino Monte Carlo has set ablaze on the top floor. Debri has since fallen and caught two other places in the hotel on fire. Portions of the Strip have been closed off, ambulances are racing to the scene!

My favorite part of the CNN report, however, is that 45 minutes after the fire began patrons and residents of the casino do not appear worried and are continuing to gamble as usual. Even better, the hotel is not evacuating, as they want to suck every bit of money they can out of their guests. Quality!