I went out to lunch today at an Asian buffet here in Seattle. The food was passable, until I got back to my table with my third plate, and realized the fried chicken had hair fried into it. My dining compatriot joked that it might have been “chicken hair”, and therefore not a big deal. But it was people hair. And it was baked in there nice and good.

Actually, the funniest thing to me is that the hair is blonde…at an Asian buffet?

Let’s just say, if you’re in North Seattle, and want a lot of food, go to Taco Bell. At least the hairs in their food will be of appropriate ethnicity so as not to bewilder you…