If you are lucky enough to find yourself on the receiving end of some road head but you are dumb enough to wreck the car don’t try to get the girl giving you the road head to take the fall. It’s just not the classy move in that situation.
Police responded to a one vehicle crash and witnessed 29 year old Matthew Clark fleeing the scene as they arrived. Once they caught up with Clark and stopped him they found him to be shirtless and his pants were partially undone. At the accident scene Ann Stewart,25, was adamant with the police that she had been the driver of the vehicle despite witness reports to the contrary. She failed three sobriety tests and blew a .12 BAC. On the way to the police station once the consequences of a DUI had been explained Ann quickly changed her story and told the truth.
She admitted that Clark had been driving and that she had been giving him a bj at the time of the wreck. The police threw both of them into a holding cell and witnessed Clark try to convince Ann several times that she should take the blame for the accident. At the station Clarke blew a .211 BAC and cops for a Viagra in the pocket of his jeans.
I am guessing the plan was to use the Viagra to overcome the whiskey dick Clark was surely going to have with that .211 BAC.
Original Story: Charleston Daily Mail
