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February 6th, 2008 by Baba Ganoush · 2 Comments · 53 Views

A friend of mine passed on this little gem of a Craigslist posting. Apparently a very talented and clever soul wrote up this post based on a handful of dates that probably went eerily similar. The post takes you through a narrative of a date from the women’s point of view, and I’m sure if your a guy, you can relate to this “date.”

My favorite part:

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn’t it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Seriously you need to calm down with the candles. Sure they make the place look and smell nice, but I can’t imagine the time and money spent on keeping your condo/apartment candle-lit like you’re in the middle of a power outage or live in the middle-ages. Then there’s always the thought of fire safety, but let’s not go overboard.

Remember Best of Craigslist - always a great way to kill a couple hours at work.

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