Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! This is one of those things in life that people call a win win situation. You get to carry around a bottle of your favorite wine or a fifth of the hard stuff all while making your boobs look up to two sizes bigger. Seriously, what could be better? At $29.95, sporting a 750 ml capacity, this thing is practically a steal. You will instantly become the coolest chick at the game, party, bar, picnic or whatever as soon as you start pouring booze drinks from your boobs.

Product Page: The Wine Rack

Thanks to Lauren for the tip.