Breaking News, Girls are Sexually Harassed in High School

In shocking news to everyone, Canada is no longer safe for young women. A newly published survey finds “one half of female high school students are subjected to sexual comments or gestures, and one-third are touched, grabbed or pinched in a sexual way.”

I simply cannot believe this. In my high school women were always treated with respect and dignity. No one ever said anything mean spirited or degrading about our female classmates. In fact, girls were celebrated as pure beings of intelligence and niceness, with the ability to heal wounds and mend broken bones.

Now I hear that “one-third of the girls in grade 11 felt pressured into taking part in unwanted sexual activity, and 15 per cent have oral sex just to avoid having sex.” Unbelievable! Next you are going to tell me that overweight children are made to feel uncomfortable during lunch time or gym class. Or that black children sometimes hear degrading remarks about their skin color. I think it’s time to close the border and activate the missile shield between Canada and the US. Let’s keep the sexual harassers up in the North where they belong.

original disgustingness here