This has got to be one of the better Craigslist ads that I have ever read. Click the thumbnail below for the full ad.
Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Not listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the block myself instead of selling them for half fucking price?
Thanks to Tony for the tip!
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hahah thats amazing
I think this guy is one of my new heros
He should mentor me for like a month and share his skills. Chicks like guys with skills.
Tell it like it is!
Hello, how many block do you have & where are you located to come get them?
How do I get in touch with you about the BLOCKS.
call me at 951-279-6440
THANKS,
PAT
i need all your blocks , please send me your address and exact number of your blocks so i could bring the amount when i pick them up
i am interested in your cinder blocks i’ll buy them all .please give me your address so i can pick up them up my phone is 469 774 2893and my e-mail address is romeoaguirre@sbcglobal.net
need blocks where are you my number is 813-626-1818