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Craigslist: Cinder Blocks For Sale

by Mitch Martin on February 8, 2008

This has got to be one of the better Craigslist ads that I have ever read. Click the thumbnail below for the full ad.

Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Not listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the block myself instead of selling them for half fucking price?

Thanks to Tony for the tip!

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Craigslist Ebooks February 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm

hahah thats amazing

Irish Road February 13, 2008 at 8:49 am

I think this guy is one of my new heros
He should mentor me for like a month and share his skills. Chicks like guys with skills.

Dennis March 20, 2008 at 9:57 am

Tell it like it is!

David October 4, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Hello, how many block do you have & where are you located to come get them?

Pat M. January 9, 2009 at 3:21 am

How do I get in touch with you about the BLOCKS.

call me at 951-279-6440

THANKS,

PAT

romeo aguirre June 24, 2009 at 11:28 am

i need all your blocks , please send me your address and exact number of your blocks so i could bring the amount when i pick them up

romeo aguirre June 24, 2009 at 11:35 am

i am interested in your cinder blocks i’ll buy them all .please give me your address so i can pick up them up my phone is 469 774 2893and my e-mail address is romeoaguirre@sbcglobal.net

ms. Thomas August 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

need blocks where are you my number is 813-626-1818

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