Craigslist: Cinder Blocks For Sale

February 8th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 8 Comments · 1,491 Views

This has got to be one of the better Craigslist ads that I have ever read. Click the thumbnail below for the full ad.

Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Not listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the block myself instead of selling them for half fucking price?

Thanks to Tony for the tip!

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8 responses so far ↓

1 Hottest Girls of Myspace » » Hottest Girls of Myspace - Links of the Day // Feb 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm

[...] Very Funny Craigslist Ad from Tasty Booze [...]
2 Craigslist Ebooks // Feb 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm

hahah thats amazing
3 Irish Road // Feb 13, 2008 at 8:49 am

I think this guy is one of my new heros
He should mentor me for like a month and share his skills. Chicks like guys with skills.
4 Dennis // Mar 20, 2008 at 9:57 am

Tell it like it is!
5 David // Oct 4, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Hello, how many block do you have & where are you located to come get them?
6 Pat M. // Jan 9, 2009 at 3:21 am

How do I get in touch with you about the BLOCKS.

call me at 951-279-6440

THANKS,

PAT
7 romeo aguirre // Jun 24, 2009 at 11:28 am

i need all your blocks , please send me your address and exact number of your blocks so i could bring the amount when i pick them up
8 romeo aguirre // Jun 24, 2009 at 11:35 am

i am interested in your cinder blocks i’ll buy them all .please give me your address so i can pick up them up my phone is 469 774 2893and my e-mail address is romeoaguirre@sbcglobal.net