You may or may not know the answer to this simple question, so please click on the thumbnail AND zoom in on the flowchart to find out…

Some interesting findings:

1) Are you wearing stripes? —> Yes —> Are you in prison? —> If yes, you ARE a douchebag. If no, are they vertical stripes? —> Yes —> Are you fat and trying to conceal your weight problem? —> If no, you ARE a douchebag.

2) Are their gold chains around your neck? —> Yes —> Are you a rapper? —> If yes, you ARE a douchebag. In no, are you Mr. T? —> If yes, I pity da fool. If no, you ARE a douchebag.

3) Are you dressed entirely in denim? —> Yes —> Are you a farmer? —> No —> Is it 1983? —> Yes —> Then, do you have a time machine? —> Obviously not —> You ARE a douchebag.