It is one thing to drive drunk but it is a whole other ballgame to drive drunk while your car is missing a goddamn wheel. I mean it’s not like a car missing a wheel is exactly incon-fucking-spicuous. Patrick Ho stopped at a grocery store, probably to pick up some brew, and a store employee called the cops after she witnessed Patrick’s car leaving the parking lot with only three wheels. Shortly after his store run Patrick lost control of his three wheeled beast and hit a stop sign.
Lt. Shaun McColgan said Ho, who was behind the wheel of the car when police arrived, admitted to being intoxicated, but said it did not matter because “he ‘wasn’t driving.’”
That is a tough argument to make when your three wheeled car is nose first into a stop sign. Patrick apparently had no idea his car was missing a wheel and didn’t know where it might be. Cops followed the scratch mark trail left by the car but they didn’t find a wheel. Ho is know facing drunk driving and reckless driving charges. I have been really drunk before but how do you not notice what had to be a loud ass scraping noise?
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