After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.
“He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ ” Kunkel said.
Indeed, they didn’t. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn’t return the department’s handcuffs, Kunkel said.
Jesus Christ! Head butting through the window of a moving car and then flipper kicking away!? That is ri-goddamn-diculous. They say it was a pond but that must have been one big ass pond if the officers couldn’t run around to the other side and catch him when he got out.
The story does get better. This dynamic identical twin duo are not only online gay-porn stars but they have also been arrested by a Roof Top Burgarly Task force investigating 40 rooftop burgarlies that have occured in the Phileadelphia area over the last 18 months. The two gay-porn/criminal masterminds where caught breaking into a beauty saloon through the roof using an axe and a hacksaw.
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1 Wikipedia // Feb 27, 2008 at 3:27 pm
In gay porn and able to swim like Flipper… doesn’t surprise me at all.
2 smurf // Feb 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Musta been some good rock if he could do all that shit
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4 Jesus // Mar 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I wonder if they did each other in the butt…
5 Socrates // Mar 10, 2008 at 12:37 am
Why don’t you tell us Jesus. You’re the omniscient one here right?
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