Man, did the 80’s suck…This video is long, but it’s so ridiculous it’s worth it. This video makes me want to try drugs just because I think if I were stoned I might pee my pants laughing. This woman is the most conceited piece of trash on god’s green earth.

There are so many great parts, but my favorite is at the end, where she is clearly having trouble reading the cue cards. “In the daytime I’ll use a blue…eyeliner pen or sometimes…I’ll use a green…pencil.”

Part Two is here if you’re interested in seeing more of this crazy bitch.

Also, she did a Nazi salute in a Hawaiian court and went to jail. I couldn’t make this shit up! Just google Brenda Dickson, you’ll see.