Earlier today in London, two blokes (that’s British-speak for “men”) decided to hijack a beer lorry (British-speak for “truck”) and make a break for it. Unfortunately, it seems as though the criminals skipped the driving test for this size of rig and got a couple hundred meters (British-speak for “three feet”), made a turn too quickly and flipped the truck on its side.
The two men were able to flee without being caught by police, but more importantly, they escaped without any beer. Wankers (British-speak for “douchebags”)! Although the road did get a good alcohol bath.
Original story: BBC (British-speak for CNN).


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1 Mitch Martin // Feb 11, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I am not sure that beer on the road is safe beer.
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