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Homeland Security Warns Of Pregnant Belly Bombs

February 13th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · No Comments · 28 Views

438  150x150 prosthetic pregnancy 1 Homeland Security Warns Of Pregnant Belly Bombs Apparently the Department of Homeland Security has gotten bored of just having their thumb’s up their asses so they have decided release bomb warnings without any evidence to back them up. Here are the first four sentences of the article that everyone reads:

The FBI and Department of Homeland Security are warning against a new type of terrorism carried out by women who appear to be pregnant. It may be the newest wave in suicide attacks: a prosthetic pregnant belly serving as a compartment for explosives. The belly opens up from the front and the explosives are placed inside. “It’s not the first time we’ve had women involved before in one way or another,” says security expert Robert Strang.

Here is the last sentence of the article that no one reads:

Authorities say there is “no specific, credible intelligence” that says terrorists are planning to use women and suicide bombers to attack, but the warning was sent to agencies across the country in the wake of recent attacks overseas.

How the fuck are you going to release a bomb warning with “no specific, credible evidence”? These dipshits are playing this game like they are weathermen. Throw enough bullshit out there and then the 25% of the time you are right parade around like you are a goddamn genius.

Original Story: KDKA.com

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