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How Cool Are You?

by J Diggles on February 26, 2008

At what number of popped collars does one turn from douchebag (see definition) into awesome? I think it was previously assumed that all popped collars equaled douchebagery (and yes I realize the hypocrisy for all those who know me). From time to time you may see a double popped collar in the fraternity wilderness, but even that was a rare breed. But four? Holy crap, that reaches such high heights (huh?) of douchebag that it eclipses douchebag itself and becomes something pristine, beautiful. Therefore I applaud this man. And no, YOU are not 4 popped collars cool…and neither am I.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Hank February 26, 2008 at 8:56 am

I wonder if that guy had to buy like a smal, two mediums, and a large shirt. How fucking uncomfortable would wearing 4 shirts be? Particularly given that it appears to be somewhat hot outside in that picture, the girl is wearing a tank top. jesus

Mitch Martin February 26, 2008 at 9:52 am

Interesting question Hank. The top layer shirt, maybe the large, appears to have the shortest sleeve which would then make it the small?

Maybe we have this all wrong. Maybe two of those shirts are fake. Like a dickey but for popped collars.

Baba Ganoush February 26, 2008 at 10:25 am

I’m going for a record on Saturday night… 5 popped collars… all navy blue. No big deal.

Mac G February 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Popped collars are so 05

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