Who didn’t love the wienermobile when they were a kid? I am pretty sure I had the Hot Wheel version of the wienermobile. I hate to see this fine vehicle laid up in the ditch next to a snowy highway but this quote is almost better than the picture.
But when a 27-foot-long tube-steak spins out on a snow-covered highway, it’s bound to generate some grins.
Who the fuck calls a hot dog a “tube-steak”? As far as I am concerned the guy could have just thrown cock in there and it would have been about the same.
A) A hot dog doesn’t have the texture or consistency of steak.
B) Hot dogs are made of lips and assholes. The cuts of meat that are steak get nowhere near the hot dog vat.
C) It’s has been called a hot dog for at least a hundred years.
Original Story: Star-Gazette.com
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Haaaa! That’s brilliant.