This kind of shit is the reason I love the internet. Some guy actually posts to a message board asking if jacking off in the fish tank is going to harm his fish. Maybe the better question is, why the fuck are you jacking off into the fish tank to begin with? Anyway hit the link below to see all of the forum responses. There are just to many good ones to post them all here.
Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish?
Ha! No, not for them to swim in. I mean for eating. I have fed my guppies some of my sperm on several occasions, and they go absolutely nuts (no pun intended) over it. It’s so funny to watch.
But after posting that fact on a message board that I frequent (yahooka.com), some replied that it may be harmful to the fish. I don’t see any reason why it would. After all, in Mike Wickham’s “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Freshwater Aquariums”, he says the the best fish food is variety.
I am not fish expert but maybe the guy meant a variety of fish food. Not your goddamn baby batter, dumbass.
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I don’t know, my cat seems to like it…I gotta get him to stop scratching, though…