I don’t know how long cops and doughnut jokes have been around but I would guess that it is something just shy of forever. It looks like the iPhone might be making a run as the number one item distracting law enforcement officers from doing their job. Reader Ian sent in this picture last week of a cop in downtown San Francisco completely engrossed with his iPhone. Ironically this picture was snapped by Ian’s buddy with…you guessed it…another goddamn iPhone.
Somebody could be getting mugged just off the right edge of this photo and this cop would probably still be completely engrossed with his weather widget. Of course I guess he could be doing something useful like using RubMyClit to brush up on his lady pleasing skills and keep the wife happy.
Thanks to Ian for the photo!
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They really should make an iPod application off a trashy nightclub guy jacking off with a rolex and going “I’m so awesome!”
That would get some attention.