Apparently everyones favorite dodger-of-a-Darwin-award Johnny Knoxville almost lost his balls recently while trying to do a backflip on a motorcycle. Here is an excerpt from the blog post that he put up on jackassworld.com.
Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting “Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.” Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.
The guy seems like he is in a pretty good mood considering he has a piss bag and almost lost his balls. I know I would be pretty goddamn cranky if I was in his shoes. If you hit the link there is a picture of the bloody pants Knoxville was wearing at the time of the accident.
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Johnny Knoxville losing the ability to father children… that’s probably not a bad thing.