How do you guarantee that your friends can’t send your drunk ass home during a boo-yah party? Just swallow your house key. That shows your friends that you are there to stay and you are not a drunk that should be taken lightly.
Chris Foster, 18, from Britain did it just the other night. His friends tried to get him to go home because they thought he was too drunk. Chris responded by swallowing his key. He woke up on a couch the next morning and didn’t remember anything. His friends told him about his key shenanigans but he didn’t believe them until his throat and stomach started to hurt. His friends convinced him to take a trip to the hospital and sure enough there was the house key.
In case you were curious, Chris let nature take it’s course and was able to recover his key.
