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Lexan Knuckles Will Wreck Shit

by Mitch Martin on February 29, 2008

Are you really wanting to punch someone in the face but can’t figure out how to get your trusty brass knuckles through the metal detector? In steps lexan knuckles (knuckle dusters). Not quite as cool as the blast knuckles that Honcho has been lusting after but it looks like they will do some damage.

They give a demonstration of the knuckle dusters by punching a watermelon, a carton of milk and a 16 oz pounder of Miller Lite. I understand the watermelon and milk, go ahead and punch the shit out of them. Why the hell would you punch through a perfectly good can of booze? I guess if you have already drank 4 or 5 of the pounders in the six-pack then punching through one might sound like a good idea but you are really just hurting yourself in the end. 30 seconds after punching the shit out of it you are going to realize it was your last beer and then you will have to make a run to the mini-mart.

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Pepper Knuckles: Ass Kicker & Eye Irritator
May 1, 2008 at 2:31 pm

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Doug March 1, 2008 at 3:09 am

usage restrictions on the video = mad gayness

Julie March 3, 2008 at 11:01 am

You should reasearch before you print. These are no longer available for purchase.

Mitch Martin March 3, 2008 at 6:06 pm

Yellow Lexan $19.99

Who needs to do their research now?

Ol Dirty Curty March 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm

Julie= Milk Carton

Mitch=Lexan Knuckles

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