Matt Venzke won the “12th Annual Search for America’s Ultimate Beer Fiend” put on by Wynkoop Brewing Co. in Colorado. He will free beer for life from the brewery, a $250 bar tab at his favorite bar and a chance to brew his on custom beer with the brewery’s top brewer. Who needs $250 in bar tab when you have fucking free beer for life?
“It’s not about drinking high quantities of beer, it’s about enjoying the diversities of beer,” Venzke said.
That is the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing I have read today. I want to punch Matt in the nuts. One, I have drank a shitload of different beers and two of course it is about drinking high quantities of beer. I just found a profile page on Matt and it says that he has visited over 450 breweries. I will give him some street cred for that but I am still pissed off.
How is it we didn’t know there was a contest where free beer for life was on the line? First we miss the beer pong championships in Las Vegas and now this. We need a goddamn intern here at Tasty Booze to prevent us from missing out on all of these beer drinking opportunities.
