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Sex Offender Wins Lottery

by Mr. Wonka on February 10, 2008

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In a triumph of idiocy, a convicted sex offender who neglected to inform the government of his current whereabouts has won $10 million in the Massachusetts State Lottery. Since he was required to inform authorities in Connecticut, where was previously located, that he had moved, he now may face fresh charges.

Isn’t the idea of the fucking lottery to WIN IT? If you are a fugitive from justice, and don’t want to call attention to yourself, why on earth would you play the goddamn lottery? If you lose, you’re out a buck. If you win, you’re up $10 million but you go to jail. Not to mention that you become the most famous sexual predator in the world after Michael Jackson.

And by the by, this guy is a Level 3 predator, which is the most dangerous level, and the one whose offenders are most likely to commit more crimes. This isn’t a guy that hooked up with a 16 year old at a frat party. He’s been convicted 6 times of sexual assault and battery.

I think a $10 million donation to a children’s charity might be in order. Also maybe a good candidate for douchebag of the week?

Read more at: thebostonchannel

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Ian Buzz February 11, 2008 at 5:19 am

“maybe a good candidate for douchebag of the week?”

yes

Mitch Martin February 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm

I agree the money should go to a charity. Chances are the state will just keep it for themselves.

Is that guy flashing or trying to make Batman like wings with his trench coat?

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