Nobody likes to have to drop a deuce away from home base, but it doesn’t help when you va-jay-jays piss all over the toilet seat that someone else needs to use to take an emergency at-work deuce. I mean let’s be honest…you va-jay-jays that pee in the stall are the same va-jay-jays that won’t lift the goddamn seat because you are to afraid to touch it. If you are going to piss in the stall then strap a pair of balls on and have the common courtesy to lift the fucking seat.
I mean what are you doing in there? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles to piss? I don’t use it but you know that is why they put that “fly” or hole in the front of your underwear. If that is your gig, fine. I would rather have to catch a shot of your bare ass then deal with your piss all over the toilet seat. It’s not like they stock those stalls with Clorox wipes. All that one-ply bullshit excuse for toilet paper in the stall is going to do is spread your piss all over the seat when I try to wipe it off. Either way, those of us that have to bite the bullet and drop a deuce away from home base are fucked.
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1 Wikipedia // Feb 22, 2008 at 10:14 am
Damn Mitch, sometimes people just need to pee in privacy. Either that, or they’re afraid of their friends coming up behind them and messing with them at the urinal.
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3 Skinny D // Feb 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm
maybe the dude just wanted a lil bump of blow in privacy and was covering it up with the sound of the flush… just a thought…
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