What the fuck is with you guys going into the stall to piss? Can anyone explain this to me? The only time you should use the stall to stand up and take a piss is if every last urinal has been taken. If you have some kind of a stage fright issue and have to use the stall then you should just go ahead and use the lady’s pisser. Shit, it would probably be cleaner. I bet it has hand lotion and shit.
Nobody likes to have to drop a deuce away from home base, but it doesn’t help when you va-jay-jays piss all over the toilet seat that someone else needs to use to take an emergency at-work deuce. I mean let’s be honest…you va-jay-jays that pee in the stall are the same va-jay-jays that won’t lift the goddamn seat because you are to afraid to touch it. If you are going to piss in the stall then strap a pair of balls on and have the common courtesy to lift the fucking seat.
I mean what are you doing in there? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles to piss? I don’t use it but you know that is why they put that “fly” or hole in the front of your underwear. If that is your gig, fine. I would rather have to catch a shot of your bare ass then deal with your piss all over the toilet seat. It’s not like they stock those stalls with Clorox wipes. All that one-ply bullshit excuse for toilet paper in the stall is going to do is spread your piss all over the seat when I try to wipe it off. Either way, those of us that have to bite the bullet and drop a deuce away from home base are fucked.
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Damn Mitch, sometimes people just need to pee in privacy. Either that, or they’re afraid of their friends coming up behind them and messing with them at the urinal.
maybe the dude just wanted a lil bump of blow in privacy and was covering it up with the sound of the flush… just a thought…