I’m not one to gloat or say “I told you so,” but I’m reflecting on one of the best Super Bowls ever!
There might be a lot of finger pointing going around as to who’s to blame: Gisele for drinking wine during the game, the Patriots offensive line for not being able to pick up blitzes, Bill Simmons for jinxing his hometown team (note that his wife at least picked the Giants to cover the spread), Belichick’s red-hooded sweatshirt, the Pats’ defense for being unable to pressure Manning into mistakes, Tom Brady for showing his true colors as an average quarterback… Well, what it comes down to is that the team who many people thought was the best ever, got beat by a better team.
However, the one thing that bothered me the most was Bill Belichick’s bitch move of shaking Tom Coughlin’s hand after the 4th down Hail Mary and walking off the field before the game was even over. Classless. Now I’m kind of rooting for spygate… I would be happy if that was the last we saw of Belichick and this would be the most fitting way to see him go out.
Congrats to the New York Giants and Eli Manning, you’re still kind of a douche though.






















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ok fine.
To be fair, Eli Manning got away with several mistakes. The Pats defense deserves some blame for having the worst hands I’ve ever seen. On the game-winning drive alone, Rodney Harrison got both hands on an Eli Manning pass twice but came away with zero interceptions. He also failed to break up that clutch 3rd down pass even though the receiver was using his helmet to secure the football. If Harrison had just put one hand on the ball it would have popped loose, but instead he just pulled the receiver down to the ground.
excuses are the best friend of losers…
To be fair, Gisele got away with several mistakes. Gisele deserves some blame for having the worst choice in men I’ve ever seen. On the game-winning drive alone, Gisele got both hands on a glass of wine twice but she came away with zero Budweisers. She also failed to break up with Tom Brady even though he was using his dick to secure more illegitimate children. If Gisele had just put one hand on the ball it would have popped loose, but instead she just pulled the quarterback down to the ground.