People seem to be somewhat excited about this Super Bowl for once. Maybe it’s just because it is extending the New York vs. Boston sports rivalry into another sport, or because it features teams that play in two of the biggest media markets in the country. Or maybe it’s because Tom Brady is a douchebag.

Anyway… TastyBoozers will be sitting down and enjoying a couple cold ones while gorging ourselves with some sort of unhealthy food. Here’s our predictions for the Super Bowl and a little reasoning to support our picks:

Mitch Martin
Score: Patriots 35, Giants 17
Reasoning: Eli Manning

Bill Brasky
Score: Patriots 27, Giants 17
Reasoning: Dumps Osi Umenyiora takes on a hooker the night before the game 2.5. The Pats will dominate the air in the first half, and will pile on the run in the second half. Look for Moss to throw a TD to Welker, and Tuck will have a huge game for the Giants, but will only sack Brady once, but will have four tackles for loss. But most importantly this.

J Diggles
Score: Patriots 24, Giants 30
Reasoning: Tom Brady, you think you are so awesome with your funny reporter banter, butt chin, 3 super bowl rings, perfect passing form, model girlfriend, and gucci orthopedic boot. Well Osi doesn’t think so. He is going to get up in your shit and make you pay for all the joyous attributes god has rained upon you. He is vindictive defensive back and he is going to let you know SON.

Mike Honcho
Score: Patriots 34, Giants 17
Reasoning: Brady to Moss is good for at least 2 touchdowns. Add a rushing TD and a passing TD to someone like Welker, Gaffney, or Vrabel, plus two field goals and you’re sitting at 34. The Giants will get at least one rushing TD from Jacobs (man-horse), and to complement the 3 interceptions Eli will throw, I’m conceding a touchdown (Burress). Throw in a long field goal and that’s all she wrote. The best part of the game is definitely going to be the Super Bowl Ads. I’m going to make sure I go to the bathroom during the game so I don’t miss any.

Mr. Wonka
Score: Patriots 28, Giants 17
Reasoning: “Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” -Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Ol Dirty Curty
Score: Patriots 35, Giants 24
Reasoning: The 2005 Seattle Seahawks 14 (awarded retroactively)

Baba Ganoush
Score: Patriots 24, Giants 28
Reasoning: I hate Tom Brady. It just seems fitting… The New York Football Giants want it more, I hope Rodney Harrison pulls a Eugene Robinson, except with a transsexual. Junior Seau is scarred for life when Tom Petty flashes his junk in the tunnel while the Patriots exit for halftime. It’s all down hill from there.

Enjoy the game!