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The Greatest Oxymoron…Ever.

February 14th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 6 Comments · 5 Views

Reader Ian sent us an email about a job posting on Craigslist for a shipping person at Mr. S Leather. The job description includes “largest fetish store in the US” and “medium-sized family business and offer a friendly and enjoyable work environment”. Naturally I had to check the site out. That is when I came across the greatest oxymoron I have ever read.

World’s Most Comfortable Butt Plug

I laughed for a solid minute before I realized it comes in sizes up to XXL (8″ circumference) which caused another minute of laughing. Once I scrolled past the size chart I realized there were several customer reviews and I just about lost it. Maybe I am naive to the ways of the world but I had no idea people were wearing these things to work.

These metal plugs are the most amazing comfortable butt toy I’ve ever had. I can wear my plug (large) for hours, and it feels great! Rather than tire my butt out like other plugs, the metal plug only makes it hungrier. A great toy, and highly recommended. I’m planning on getting an XX Large to add to my collection!

Thanks to Ian for the tip!

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 kizza // Feb 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    http://www.ilovethefishes.com

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  • 3 Hank // Feb 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Interesting that this outfit makes an 8 incher, my 3 incher just isn’t cutting it anymore…..hmm

  • 4 Hugh Jass // Feb 14, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Wow, don’t read the comments or you might not sit down for a while !

  • 5 Ian Buzz // Feb 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    bahahaha thanks guyz… didn’t see that part on their site i went there :P

    “I can wear my plug (large) for hours”

    when your unit of measuremnt for the amount of time you have your butt plug is hours, you’ve got a lot of time on your hands for that kinda stuff lol

  • 6 my vagina hurts // Feb 14, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    ass plug shamass plug, can we get some double penetration please!

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