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The Velvet V

February 15th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 2 Comments · 7 Views

The guys from L.A. Rag Mag sent me a link to these fine works of art last night and I was astonished. It took me almost ten minutes to formulate an email response. I love va-jay-jays as much as the next heterosexual male and I understand these are for women but is making a velvet pussy purse really necessary? I mean keeping a vagina couch in your home is one thing but rolling around with a vagina hanging off your shoulder is stepping it up about three levels.

And what is with the picture of the dude finger banging the vagina purse? I could have done without that visual.

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  • 1 Mr. Wonka // Feb 15, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    I’m pretty sure if I made a wallet shaped like a dick, I would be arrested.

    Especially if I took it out of my pocket halfway in bars, and said, “What do you think of this? I made it with my own two hands…”

  • 2 Mitch Martin // Feb 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    It not arrested at least punched in the nuts.

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