This week, there has been a couple of hot topics in my world of news: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Valentine’s Day. This is sort of a combination story of those two “hot button” issues.

The current “it” girl, SI cover model Marisa Miller will likely be celebrating her Valentine’s Day with her husband, Griffin Guess. The two have been married for almost two years.

So, what kind of guy gets the pleasure of being married to the hotness that is Marisa? A top of the line douchebag. We’re not the only ones that agree… WWTDD confirmed Guess’ level of douchebaggery with an appropriately titled post earlier this week: “Ready to Hate Life?” The bible on this subject, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, also called him out as a cactus. Judging by this picture, I would have to agree… although I might go with the term “preppy-skater.” Although it’s kind of an oxymoron, it best defines his attempt to stay hip with his hair, fake-n-bake tan and pink t-shirt, but still retro because it’s a Vans shirt.

I hate this guy SO much. Although, the pink shirt does match the Valentine’s Day theme. Best of luck to all those non-douchebags out there today.

Bloggers note: I apologize if the word “douchebag” was over used in this post. It was very necessary.