In a couple of weeks the highly anticipated movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” will be in theaters. For those of you unaware, the movie stars Paris Hilton as the “hottie” and an actress by the name of Christine Lakin as the “nottie.”
The plot line:
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Paris Hilton), the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Christine Lakin), Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
There’s a good chance this movie will stay in theaters less time than Hilton spent in jail (and I’m talking about the first time, when she got released after a day because of her “herpes”).
Also, judging by the picture I’ve included here, the casting directors chose the wrong actress to make the “nottie.” It looks like from the trailer and the movie poster, the make-up artists could have spent a lot less time and effort making Hilton look tore-up than Lakin. And, of course, by “a lot less time and effort” I mean none at all.
