In a couple of weeks the highly anticipated movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” will be in theaters. For those of you unaware, the movie stars Paris Hilton as the “hottie” and an actress by the name of Christine Lakin as the “nottie.”
The plot line:
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Paris Hilton), the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Christine Lakin), Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
There’s a good chance this movie will stay in theaters less time than Hilton spent in jail (and I’m talking about the first time, when she got released after a day because of her “herpes”).
Also, judging by the picture I’ve included here, the casting directors chose the wrong actress to make the “nottie.” It looks like from the trailer and the movie poster, the make-up artists could have spent a lot less time and effort making Hilton look tore-up than Lakin. And, of course, by “a lot less time and effort” I mean none at all.
10 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Feb 5, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Agrizzled. I have never thought that Paris was hot.
2 FrankTheTank // Feb 5, 2008 at 1:23 pm
DUDE!!! That’s the girl from ABC’s TGIF mainstay “Step By Step”!!!
She was The Tomboy daughter (as opposed to The Beauty Queen or The Lesbian, although she looks substantially more Asian in this particular photo)
Also, congratulations for making the exact same joke as “What Would Tyler Dourdan Do?” among hundreds of other blogs…
3 Mitch Martin // Feb 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Congratulations on using imdb.com or even wwtdd.com to double check that you spelled “Tyler Durden” correctly.
4 Pats_my_Welker // Feb 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Fuck the Giants!
5 FrankTheTank // Feb 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Duble checking is for pussies.
6 Baba Ganoush // Feb 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm
So are Ivy League colleges.
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8 Mr. Wonka // Feb 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I shit you not, I met one of the producers of this shitstorm at a Visionfest in LA last year, and she was so embarrassed, she could barely get it out. I guess she doesn’t have a lot of other credits, so she sort of has to shill for it, but man…
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