I put together a pretty nice little run of items here to help you dodge that last TPS report. Sienna Miller, a Penthouse Pet, Eliot Spitzer’s favorite pay-to-play date and Kim Kardashian with her big ass coalition.

• Internet Commenter Funeral - Ashes to ashes, dust to F1RST! (Video)
• 5 Simple Steps to Building A Business or a Website (List)
• Sienna Miller’s Ass Crack In A Bikini (Pictures)
• Clay Buchholz is dating a Penthouse Pet (NSFW Pictures)
• Greatest Basketball Sign We’ve Seen In Some Time (Picture)
• Dani is a Frisky Girl from Tennessee (Pictures)
• Who wants to doubt global warming now? (Video)
• If You Could Only Eat One Animal The Rest of Your Life…… (Food)
• Susannah Murray In FHM Australia (Pictures)
• Stupid Sports Sh!t: Overzealous Fans Rule!!! Or Not… (Sports)
• ashley alexandra dupre a.k.a governor spitzer’s ho’ (Pictures)
• Paid the Cost to Hear the Boss (News)
• Kim Kardashian looking to form a Big Assed Coalition (News)
• Today’s March Madness moment (Video)
• Britney’s Tragic New Video - Break The Ice (Video)