Deputies in Nevada arrested a man in an electric wheelchair who threatened to commit suicide by swallowing an entire bottle of prescription Viagra. Actually we should back up a little. First he threatened to run over a deputy with his electric wheelchair, the agile deputy dodged the attack by stepping onto the curb, then the guy made his threat with the boner pills.

I know that prescriptions vary but how many boner pills do you think you could get from a doctor at any one time? I am glad the guy didn’t die but I am really interested in what would have happened if the deputies hadn’t wrestled the pills away from him. Every time you take a single pill you roll the dice and take the chance of getting one of those 4 plus hour boners they talk about in the commercials. Say the guy had 10 to 20 pills. Was he risking a one to two week boner?

Obviously this guy was thinking on his ass but he overlooked one huge problem with his plan. If he takes the pills and doesn’t die, I don’t think he would want to end up in any kind of jail with a boner that could be around for hours or days. I think that would attract exactly the kind of attention you are trying to avoid in jail.

Original Story: Nevada Appeal