Sure Henry Hoover looks like a nice enough fellow. He’s got those jovial eyes and a nice smile but that doesn’t mean he wants you to put your dick in his nose.
A Polish building contractor was found naked by a hospital security guard in the hospital staff cafeteria with Henry’s tube or “nose” in the general vicinity of his balls. The Polish worked tried to claim that he was cleaning his underwear and that is was “a common practice in Poland”. The security guard reported the worker to his boss and the contractor has since been fired.
If you want to get freaky with the shop vac why the fuck would you do it in the cafeteria? Find a nice quite place like a broom closet or something. I want to know if the shop vac was turned on. I have used quite a few shop vacs in my day and they have some serious suction. I don’t even like getting my fingers down around the end of that tube let alone my dick. If you weren’t careful and that thing caught a hold of a ball you would be in a world of hurt.
Original Story: Telegraph.co.uk
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Seriously, I mean who HASN’T tried this?
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