Douche Bag Of The Week

by Mitch Martin on March 27, 2008

Check out this bad dude, Mr. Cool ICE. I can’t believe the tattoo artist would continue to tattoo this boner. Why is ice the only word that is written in all capital letters? I think he kind of dicked up with the forearm tats. He should have gone with Mr. Cool on one arm and then the ICE on the other. Are those sunglasses on the back of his head or a fucking bow tie? I bet he is going to get the rest of the skull tattooed on the back of his head because the six identical skulls that he already has probably aren’t enough.

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Mike H.

I sent this out to some folks - and the link is being blocked as "tasteless" in a lot of their browsers. Makes sense right?

Mitch Martin

Goddamn corporate internet filters are always jamming me up.

How could anyone call this site "tasteless"? I take offense.

J Diggles

vanilla ice is officially jealous

Bill Brasky

I hope he goes to Iraq.

Mr. Wonka

I feel like the skeleton on his chest is mid-motion in the gay "you're outfit is fabulous!" gesture...is that just me?

jj

It doesn't even look like real tattoo work, no real artist would want to do this to someone. It actually looks more like sharpy marker art...the kind you get when you're passed out on a friends couch. =)

SteadyEddy

I cant get over how proud the douche looks. And who the hell would let themselves tattoo that. sweet jesus..

Tastless is good. though conflicting with the sites name and all.. Tastless is great. plus your hitting mid-class canadian readers..

Lonnie

I weep for humanity.

Steve Churchill

ICE? Idiot Can't Evolve

Fabian

For all those who want to send Mr Cool Ice (or Mr CooL ICE) to Iraq - ain't gonna happen, because he's German. Now approx. 35-6 years old, he always thought that "Mr Cool" would sound, well, "cool", and then he likes Vanilla Ice, so therefore he chose to add the Ice. As for the skull: he always wanted a skull, but not one of those heavy metal ones, because those are aggressive like hell. As a result, he made the skull smile and then the artist took out the eyes and inserted the glasses (that's two steps to be paid, sir!). Oh yeah, the design was done by a 'T-Shirt shop.

All of this is true. He says so himself in an interview to be seen on YouTube. Alas, in German.

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