Anytime you spend a total of almost ten hours in a van with 5 college buddies and three of their girlfriends interesting topics of conversation are going to arise. About seven of the ten hours are spent reminiscing about the glory days but then you still have those three hours that need to be filled with a new topic.
We were rehashing events of the previous night and discussing leaving bodily fluids on hotel beds when our buddy Tony schooled us with the vocab word five-roper. None us knew what the fuck he was talking about until he explained, “You know, when you blow your load and there are five individual shots or ropes.” At this point the entire van erupted into laughter. I was laughing so hard I was crying which made steering the van a little dicey for a few hundred yards.
After two hours of discussing the finer points of roping I was under the impression that the five-roper was the gold standard that could only be obtained after a few months of “build up”. Imagine my surprise when I consulted Urban Dictionary before writing this post and discovered that the eight-roper is actually the holy grail of roping.
An eight-roper is a huge load of cum that is shot onto a girl. Each spurt of cum counts as one rope, and to shoot an eight-roper is the holy grail of cumots. Most cumhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with each rope becoming exponentially more difficult to shoot.
I think I am pretty standard four-roper but I am going to have to step my game and see if I can achieve the eight-holy-grail-roper.
