Last night deputies found Adrian Apgar naked, wading through a pond toward an alligator that was about 50 feet away. Deputies were able to talk Apgar out of the water before anything happened. This is where things take a turn for the weird. Back in 2006 deputies rescued a naked and drugged up Apgar from an alligator attack in a Central Florida lake in which he ended up losing an arm. Based on today’s story I think it is safe to say that the 2006 incident wasn’t so much an attack as it was Apgar pissing off a gator that was minding it’s own business.
So you get into an alligator brawl with two good arms and end up not only losing the fight but one of the said good arms. How the fuck did this guy think he stood a chance, now with only one arm, against another gator? Maybe the guy has a death wish but there have got to be better ways to go about it. What drug makes you want to go out a piss off an alligator?
Original Story: Orlando Sentinel





















