Gigolo Meter - How Much Are You Worth In Bed?
March 4th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 6 Comments · 2 Views
Ever wonder what your hourly rate in bed should be? Me neither, but when I find an online survey titled Gigolo-Meter I would only be doing myself a disservice by not taking it. Now I have to tread lightly here because I have a lady friend that regularly reads this site and if I exaggerate a bunch of bullshit she won’t hesitate to cut me down to size in a public forum. I will say that I was worth more than the average person ($180.08) taking the quiz and rang in at $1,132/hr. Not to shabby. I did answer the questions as honestly as I possibly could.
Survey it up and lets see where the Tasty Booze readers stand. I have no doubt everyone can crush that $180 average but I want to see who is worth the most. I think a follow up post will be in order announcing the winner.
NOTE: If you leave a comment with your score please let us know if you are male or female.
Gigolo-Meter Survey
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6 responses so far ↓
1 Hank // Mar 4, 2008 at 11:46 am
$1,040…..I wonder what a couple of tats would do for me
2 Baba Ganoush // Mar 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
$1,030… I saw the biggest jump from my height and education… you get paid to be tall and smart. Holler!
3 Ol Dirty Curty // Mar 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Ol Dirty is well below average at $897. I think my fill in the blank, “I prefer to fuck in the gutter” answer didn’t help the final score.
4 Mr BBI // Mar 4, 2008 at 4:18 pm
i managed $1,040 - who the hell knows if thats good or bad!!!!
5 Johnny Stroker // Mar 4, 2008 at 5:24 pm
$1,580.
You get paid more for being a power-bottom sex-addict with a pierced scrotum in the homosexual world.
6 Ellensburg // Mar 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm
$1,1117 I think the swingers question really increased my score but the get the hell outta bed after sex might have hurt me. Shit I hope my boyfriend doesn’t see this! That might be a little akward
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