(Set to the beat of T-Pain’s “Bartender”)
It made us drinks, to drink, we drunk ‘em, got drunk. And then I think it thinks Heineken is cool. It gave me a draught beer, I like draught beer. And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like…
I like the BeerTender, I’m at the condo with it. I like the BeerTender, I’m at the condo with it.
That’s right, the BeerTender hit the market only a couple days ago. This “Ultimate At Home Draught Beer Experience” houses a Heineken DraughtKeg, keeping it cold and providing the ideal fresh beer straight from a tap. The current model is being sold exclusively at Williams-Sonoma for $299, but will see a wider distribution starting on April 1.
For more information on this great invention, check out the Heineken BeerTender Web site.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Mar 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Why would I want to pay $299 for something that only dispenses piss?
I already have a dick.
Something other than Heineken and I would probably buy one.
2 FrankTheTank // Mar 4, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Heineken out of the mini-keg tastes MUCH better than heineken out of bottles or cans.
And those mini-kegs stay fresh for a good couple of weeks.
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