Is the first time the big boob defense has been used to successfully win a case? Can someone with LexisNexis look this up? Why didn’t the lawyers use this little slice of genius the first time around? I wish they would have brought the door into the court room and asked Serena to demonstrate how she couldn’t fit through the hole. I tried to find a better picture of the case winning boobs but Google Image search came up with nothing which was a little bit of a bummer. How am I supposed to judge the merits of this defense myself if I can’t get a good idea of the boobs we are talking about?
UPDATE: Thanks to Mr. Rappaport for sending in the picture below. She would have needed to make a big ass hole to get through the door.
Original Story: Yahoo News
4 responses so far ↓
1 Baba Ganoush // Mar 4, 2008 at 10:22 am
This sets precedence for other defenses… too much junk in the trunk. “If the budonkadonk doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
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3 Egor109 // Mar 5, 2008 at 5:57 am
Wow %) nice
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