I just started a new job, and I have never seen so much terrible parking than I have witnessed in my new work area. Look at the brain donor in the pic on the right. Can you even see the curb from there? Jesus christ.
And the very next day, in the parking garage, someone parked so badly, I could not even get into my driver’s side door! I had to crawl through the passenger door! Take a look…
Admittedly, I was a little towards the left in the spot, since a huge van was parked on my right, but come on! If you can’t fit in there without trapping me, go to another goddamn spot.
I’d really like to see one of those phony inspirational poster things that people have online, using that first pic, and with a caption saying, “Parallel parking. If you can’t do it, you’re stupid.”
If anyone out there makes one (read: has photoshop and 4 minutes to spare), we’ll post it, and I’ll buy you a beer.
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What a cock knocker. You would need a fucking yard stick to measure how far from the curb that first douche rocket is.
“Parallel parking. If you can’t do it, you’re stupid.”
Or they could put something that’s actually funny…
how about this:
“Frank the Tank. One nice comment might literally kill him.”
Send me a pic and I’ll make it happen.
i recommend you go to yousuckatparking.com, buy a stack of their “bumper” stickers, and you slap that bad boy on the idiot who does this again, and you drive off with at least a little retribution. I’m sure their bumper stickers are made in the same hi-tech advance methods of the 80’s, meaning, it’ll never come off. that way, the asshole will think twice before acting like hes got the IQ of a legume.
Ok… in this picture, aren’t you parked just as close to the white line as the other car is? I’m just saying….
I’m going to agree with Baba here… this wouldn’t be an issue if you had a scooter.
first off, I was forced to park a little to the left in the spot…so if the guy or gal wanted to park in the spot next to me, they were going to have to be a little left as well, or at least dead center. look at the tire! they turned into the far right area.
secondly, Baba, I’m gonna out you next time you…well…you know…
Wonka and his parking rants, ironic since he drives his dad’s car….
The only reason I’m commenting neeeow is cause I left the clubs a lonely batchelor tonight. All part of the game. No big durl surn.
I’m not entirely sure the last link worked. But I had Photoshop and five minutes to spare. Here’s the result: http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u303/misschristinesummer/parallelparking.png