I am sure most of you are too hungover to properly view these links this morning. But once the afternoon rolls around, make sure to take a look at the next best drinking holiday, Penelope Cruz in bed, some random hotty named Samantha, and of course more of our favorite John Elliot Spitzer…

Double Viking - 10 holidays best suited for drinking
Holy Taco - Spitzer’s hooker in amateur rap video
Complex - Penelope Cruz sleep nude
Just A Guy Thing - Crazy intense interval training
The Bachelor Guy - Irish beer pong table
Cameltap - Samantha Fava is too hot for you
CO-ED Magazine - How to get laid in Boston
Weak Game - Michael Cera might not be cut out to be a bouncer
Asylum - Millions of bees accidentally released on highway