“Who in their right mind would put that there?”
That’s what I was thinking while going through Cracked.com’s list of The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys. There is no way these are worse that 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it only further goes to reinforce the fact that there are some sick and twisted people in this world.
I don’t want to ruin the whole list for you, but I’ll just highlight a couple of my favorites interesting ones:
The Pleasure Periscope (pictured to the right) - Unless you are a doctor, you should not be using this. Who is going to get turned on by literally getting all up in someone? “The viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate.”
Rubber Fisting Mitten - Had to include this one in order to have two mentions of fisting on the site today. They do offer the suggestion to “use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant.” Noted.
Houdini Locking Steel Cock Chastity - Nothing like modded plumbing to keep you from jerking off. Without the keys, the only thing that could help you escape would be the jaws of life. Those are going nowhere near my junk, and neither is this contraption.
Area 51 Love Doll - The quote from the web site says it all, “Its pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.”
For the complete list, check out Cracked.com.
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