Honcho has been iching for a pair of Blast Knuckles for a while now but I think this Pocket Shock-It might be a better way to go. The Pocket Shock-It might not allow you to defend yourself against would be predators but it does allow you to include up to four friends in some good old fashioned “juddering jolt of pure electrical power” fun. The Pocket Shock-It is setup to play two different games. You have the Mexican Standoff which tests a player’s reflexes and then the Russian Roulette mode where anyone is fair game for a zap.
On activation, all players take a spot around the device and take hold. The tension builds as the charge readies itself. Then, on command, all players hit their respective controls. Last to hit receives a juddering jolt of pure electrical power. Sheer joy abounds.
This Shock Pocket can also be configured to perform a roulette challenge, when all participants hold on, quivering in the expectation of a shock at random.
The only real problem is that the product page doesn’t say how much juice the Shock-It is packing. The aformentioned blast knuckles are bringing 950,000 volts to the table. Now I don’t need to shit my pants, but I want to be sure the Shock-It is going to give someone a healthy blast and by “healthy” I mean just under pants shitting voltage. Maybe about 500,000 volts? Either way at only about $25 I have to get one of these things.
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