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Pop Quiz Hotshot…

March 1st, 2008 by Mitch Martin · No Comments · 8 Views

496  200x200 drugtestpiss Pop Quiz Hotshot... You have got a drug test at work today and you know your shit ain’t clean. What are you going to do?

A) Call in sick.
B) Drink a shit ton of cranberry juice and roll the dice.
C) Have your buddy shoot you in the shoulder.

Daniel Kuch of Pasco, WA went ahead and took option C. He first reported to the deputies that he was the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging. After further questioning (I am guessing under the hot lights) Daniel admitted he had his friend shoot him so that he could take some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.

The only thing that proves you are on drugs more than a positive drug test is having your friend bust a cap in your shoulder so that you can avoid aforementioned drug test.

Original Story: Fox News

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