A friend of mine once contemplated the purchase of a scooter as his primary mode of transportation. We called this phase of his life his “Scooter-Life Crisis.” Despite the logical reasons for not buying a scooter presented by his friends, to this day, he still longs for a scooter. Apparently he is a glutton for punishment.
Well, I’ve found a scooter that I approve of him purchasing: The Cruzin’ Cooler. Finally, someone has made it easy to pack up your beer/food and take it on the road with you. Depending on the model (electric or gas), the Cruzin’ Cooler has a range of 10-30 miles! So you can party hop or just use it to get across town to your friend’s shithole penthouse. More from the Web site:
The cooler is light enough to be driven to a location and then picked up and carried. The cooler can be used for hunting, sporting events, races, camping, golf or even a trip to the grocery store to keep your food cold all the way home.
Time for my friend to start saving up the $400-$700 for his own Cruzin’ Cooler! (Possibly white trash female riding it, not included.)
Original post: Boing Boing.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I definitely support
Wonkayour friend getting one of these.I would probably even kick in some funds for it.
2 Mr. Wonka // Mar 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
can’t you keep beer in a normal scooter? if not, I am definitely not buying one…
3 FrankTheTank // Mar 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Didn’t you guys already post this a while back?
4 Colin // Mar 8, 2008 at 11:50 am
thats what i thought…. and wouldnt you have to worry about some dickhead cop giving you a DUI driving one of these things around. its not like youre going to be stocking this thing with sodas
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