A friend of mine once contemplated the purchase of a scooter as his primary mode of transportation. We called this phase of his life his “Scooter-Life Crisis.” Despite the logical reasons for not buying a scooter presented by his friends, to this day, he still longs for a scooter. Apparently he is a glutton for punishment.
Well, I’ve found a scooter that I approve of him purchasing: The Cruzin’ Cooler. Finally, someone has made it easy to pack up your beer/food and take it on the road with you. Depending on the model (electric or gas), the Cruzin’ Cooler has a range of 10-30 miles! So you can party hop or just use it to get across town to your friend’s shithole penthouse. More from the Web site:
The cooler is light enough to be driven to a location and then picked up and carried. The cooler can be used for hunting, sporting events, races, camping, golf or even a trip to the grocery store to keep your food cold all the way home.
Time for my friend to start saving up the $400-$700 for his own Cruzin’ Cooler! (Possibly white trash female riding it, not included.)
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