I honestly don’t even know how this would work. Was he using the umbrella hole? Arthur Price (pictured right) has been arrested and accused of having sex with his picnic table on multiple occasions. A noisy neighbor turned over three DVDs to police officers showing Price having sex with the picinic table. One of the DVDs shows Price performing a sex act in his bedroom and then moving things outside to the table for the big finish.
I am less concerned about Price and more concerned about his pervert neighbor. Price is just minding his own business trying to get his jollies. The neighbor however records three different DVDs, one where Price is inside his home, before calling the cops? If the table fucking is so disturbing why doesn’t the neighbor call the cops after the first DVD worthy incident? Sure maybe Price should get some drapes or move his sexy picnic table into his living room but I still think the weirdo here is the camera man.
I am still baffled as to how you actually hump a picnic table.
Original Story: First Coast News
